He said..a reflection on Utila

This post has been months in the works, so bear with me. I wanted to provide some reflections on my time in Utila, with the perspective of being away for a week.

As K mentioned in an early post, you have to embrace the fact you are not in a “developed” country to truly love Utila. Yes, there are huge open gutters running along the streets and paths that in years past ran sewage to the bay (they have a sewage plant now); yes, there are dogs, kids, chickens and oblivious tourists wandering down the middle of the single lane roads competing for space with open tuk-tuk scooters, rusted bikes and the occasional delivery truck; yes, the restaurants open randomly in both days and hours, along with the all the other stores; and yes, the power lines do nearly drag the street once they have stretched out, until UPCO sends three guys with ladders and a truck winch to tighten them up. But you have reliable power, reliable internet, some incredibly cheap food, and nearly zero crime.

So, getting past the yuppie, pretentious entitled first world snobbery of the middle-class American is the first thing you have to do to enjoy Utila. I am sure it is easier for the young and the backpackers, they don’t usually have the benefit(?) of years of momentum in the suburbs with 50 hour/week jobs, taxes, bills and social obligations. I am not suggesting that you cannot have both a pretty ticky tack McMansion and BMW and an open mind about travel and foreign cultures; I am saying that this was my first long-term immersion into a foreign country, living by their rules without expecting the safety net of modern America to fix my problems. It took a serious commitment before I left to create an expectation level, then destroy it all together and leave myself open to whatever the island provided. And boy did Utila succeed on so many levels.

First and foremost, the locals and expats are wonderful, generous and kind. It is often said that the quality of the people may be the biggest factor in enjoyment of your travels; and Utilians are amazing. They are happy to greet you with a “Good morning” as you bike down the street to work. They quickly remember your name, or at least which dive shop you are associated with. They have seen so many backpackers and tourists come and go that they really seem to appreciate when someone has been on island longer than a month and seems to start acting like a resident of their little community. The institutional knowledge and coconut telegraph of the locals and expats is incredible. From which day the freshest veggies show up on the ferry, to who to see for a broken bike cassette, to finding fresh fish at a local home on the cays for lunch. Living there day in and day out creates a vast library of knowledge that when collected and used, makes life on the island pretty easy and enjoyable. I think the people we met and that embraced us into their daily routines were the absolute best part of my trip. We owe so many people our gratitude for making our trip fun, safe and unique that it would take an entire post alone.

Next for me was the simple beauty in the things around you. Yes, each day’s sunset was generally spectacular. The ocean and beachfront vistas could be breathtaking and the diving is amazing. But look close and you see the shaky leg lizards in their blue and green finery racing along the dirt paths, you see the hundreds of egrets and pelicans in the lagoon all nesting in one big tree sticking up out of the murky water, you may see an eagle ray’s wing tips flapping the water of the flats as you pedal along the beach to work, or you may just notice that the breeze perfectly cools you as you rock luxuriously in the hammock sipping a cold Imperial beer. Without the noise of distraction, whether it be work, family, television or the myriad of things we fill our days with at home, the wonder all around becomes apparent. Although we generally do notice it, most of the time in our real lives we ignore it for more “important” options. Guess I’m tired of the distractions when the real world can be so entertaining and invigorating. I have no idea what is happening on TV shows, don’t really care about the latest gossip or political b.s., and marginally care that I cannot hear all the Giants games on the radio or streaming. Ok, the later would only enhance the boat lifestyle, so I am working on my Sirius radio reception issue.

We made some hopefully lifelong friends. I have never been great at regularly maintaining relationships with acquaintances or co-workers. Good friends or very interesting people I will travel the world to visit and see again and again. But Utila made it clear that the quality of people in your life is extremely important and one must expend the necessary energy to ensure to make those relationships productive and enjoyable.

Now the not so good, and the list is short. You can easily get sucked into the 20-something backpacker lifestyle of diving all day, grabbing a baleada for late afternoon snack and proceed to drinking the evening away. The conversation and antics are usually enjoyable, but you can easily piss away $25 a night in partying (a well-employed divemaster makes about $20/day) and have a decision to make around 1AM about whether you stay up all night to continue the fun, or find your bed, or maybe the nearest bed, for some sleep before the 7AM dive boat. Life on Utila for expats isn’t much more cut and tried, because they either dabble unsuccessfully in the backpacker lifestyle, seeming a little creepy for hanging around the bars at midnight; or ostracize themselves in their homes, going out irregularly and then only with other expats for sundowners or dinner; or they jump in with both feet and will be the first ones at the bar when it ones at noon, and completely hammered by 7pm when the “youth” are just about to get started. Seems like it would be tough to keep a set of boundaries and parameters without some of the “trappings” of adult life to keep you from having too much fun on a regular basis.

Finally, I opened my eyes to a serious concern, and this one is not unique to Utila, or in fact a criticism of Utilans. But, we as a species have decided that the world is our garbage heap or toilet bowl without any concern for the ramifications. Two cases in point: (1) the amount of plastic covering every square inch of the windward shores of most land masses; and (2) the irreparable damage our sewage is doing to the reefs and organisms of the world’s waters. I cannot blame any one place or people for the plastic issue. Utila has beach cleanup days 6-8 times a year, however they too use their share of plastics without a recycle system in place. But the fact is that Utila is one of the most western islands in the Caribbean, thereby “catching” all the plastic and trash dumped from every island, boat or cruise ship upstream. It ends up on the beaches.

Plastic covered tide line

The driftwood and coral bits aren’t the problem, it is all the plastic. I pulled a dozen plastic bags off coral heads or sea fans. Kerry and I found hundreds of flipflops, water bottles, liquid containers of every type, and anything plastic you can imagine. I actually grabbed two flops off a beach to fix my lose fin straps that were cutting my booties. We are a one-use species because of consumer driven marketing and production. It is disgusting and absolutely destroying our environment. I’ll pick up trash as much as the next tree-hugger because you aren’t likely to convince big petroleum or plastic consumers to change their ways; but until we find an efficient and easy way to collect and reuse the plastic waste we make, the world will be cluttered and trashed with plastic. A shame really, because all it takes is commitment and dedication to a belief that the world, particularly our oceans, are NOT mankind’s trash dump. If anyone has a serious and innovative manner for reusing plastic in remote locations on a large scale, I am interesting in hearing and investing in it.

The second problem is more straight forward and obvious. Nearly 50% of the reefs in the oceans have been destroyed by bleaching or other impacts due to interactions with human waste or runoff. Entire reef systems around Pacific islands have decimated due to erosion from deforestation or lack of proper sewage facilities. The pH levels in human waste kill most of the organisms around the reefs, or change the coral itself. This has devastating effects on the health of the reef. Utila has lost all of its apex predators on the reef. There are a handful of nurse sharks like Nick, but there are no “sharky sharks” as my friend Faye would say. No reef sharks or other predators to keep the parrot fish and snapper in check. Those fish graze the algae off the reef, without which, there is less CO2 breakdown in the system, causing further problems. We had the opportunity to dive and talk with some incredible post-grad researchers doing studies of the Utila reefs. They expressed astonishment about the changes in the reef observed over the past 10 years of studies. The practical impact is that the reef as it is today will disappear within our lifetimes, and with it the dive industry on Utila, and then the improved way of life vanishes because there are no more US or Canadian dollars to fund the new power facilities or sewage plants or internet. I know it is hard to think on that scale while you are stuck in traffic trying to get to your kid’s soccer game or riding the train home from work to watch the season finale of Walking Dead. I am finding it very disconcerting, maybe at a relatively old age, that generally the first world middle class tends to be so narrowly focused on our own problems and pressing needs leaving the bigger picture for the fanatics, the environmentalists, dreamers, romantics or the naïve.

I guess I have to thank Utila for opening my eyes to a new reality, another path with purposeful choices. That might be the greatest thing about the island, if you are willing to open your eyes, ears, mind and heart; you will quickly forget why you ever wanted to be just like everyone else in your subdivision, office, church or see on TV; and why you might want to be something completely different slowly grabs hold of your mind. Guess it is time to act on that thought.

Enough soap-box, the sordid tales of Admiral and his siren wenches sailing the pirate waters of the Leeward Islands will now continue on its regularly scheduled channel.

She Said – Before and after

I keep thinking that we should have taken before and after pictures.  I’m not entirely sure what they would show to the naked eye.  We are more tan and more blond, certainly.  My eyebrows have turned entirely blond and Roger’s hair is lighter than I’ve ever seen it. My hair just looks like I paid to have blond highlights.

The after pictures wouldn’t show significant weight loss (diets suffer on Utila), but we both have a greater ease in our skin. Maybe it’s because it’s just too hot to do otherwise, but I find that when I put on capris now I feel over dressed.  Short shorts and bikini tops have become de rigueur (just another way that Utila has helped me recapture my youth).

The pictures couldn’t show what we’ve learned or accomplished.  We are officially divemasters, which qualifies us to work leading scuba divers anywhere in the world.  We have continued practicing law (on a small scale), ensuring that we could make a bigger move and perhaps continue to make money.

Most importantly, I think that these hypothetical “after” pictures might show a trained observer our total shift in priorities. Watching the sunrise over the water is important.  Wandering through town and saying hi to your neighbors is gratifying.  Helping load a boat full of divers is good hard work.  And dancing underwater in celebration of an amazing find (a dolphin leaping in the air, a nurse shark rubbing up against you, or spotting a scorpion fish, to name a few) is warranted.

We are off today for the second half of our adventure.  Indeed, I’m writing this post as we fly over Mexico on our way to Atlanta.  We said goodbye (or at least see you later) to Utila, and are on our way to board a sailboat.  We have some interesting guests coming aboard (at least one pirate we’ve yet to meet) and amazing places we plan to visit.

He said….Nick the Nurse Shark

Sad days in paradise, campers.  A chapter of the adventure is closing.  Our last dives on the island occurred yesterday.   But it was a spectacular day.  Pouring rain and gray as dawn broke.  But it soon gave way to sunshine and bluebird skies.  We spent the morning on the North side at some of our favorite spots.  I shot a little video of a little fish encounter I had with Nick the Nurse Shark.  I don’t recommend “playing” with sharks, but the sharks around this island (those without two legs) have been conditioned to approach divers that may feed them speared lion fish.  More on the invasive lion fish later.  Enjoy the video:

Nick the Nurse Shark Spotted Bay

More to come as we attempt to extricate ourselves from Utila.  I think there was a song about this problem: “You can never, ever, leave…

He said….playing tourist

Today was a bit blustery and gray, so we bailed on diving and spent the day playing tourists with the thousands of Central Americans that have descended on the island.  This week is Semanta Santa, or Central American spring break.  Nothing quite like adding 3000 people to an island with one major road, one bank, and a dozen bars.  Traffic has become unbearable with the visitors renting dozens of scooters, golf carts, and ATVs to race from the beach to the bars and restaurants, all without any regard for the many pedestrians, kids, dogs and bicyclists that normally occupy the ten foot wide roadway.  We’ve been told that this week may color our view of paradise, so we are trying to embrace the change.

We decided to visit this eclectic bar and restaurant named Treetanic or the Jade Seahorse.  It is the brain-child of an amazing artist that created a multi-level bar, restaurant and inn among and within the trees on the hillside above Utila.  The artist has painstakingly taken numerous mediums and shaped, cut, glued and formed them into art motifs in the building.  The effect is actually amazing and cannot be adequately represented in the photos.  I personally love the Chinese Dragon.P1000339P1000340P1000342P1000347

Being up in trees on the hillside, there are some interesting fauna on the premises as K found:

Spider 1

I was able to put together a short video of the swimming lagoon in front of our house.  It is about 4 feet deep and full of fish, so lap swims are wonderful.  The link to the YouTube video is here.

Thanks to Anita and Cheri for taking time tonight to let us video chat with our “kids”  We miss them.  Thanks for the picture of Clair with her new blanket.Clair

 

 

He said…winding down…

This last week has been great.  We finished up our dive master training and started working on a couple specialty certifications that allegedly give us more experience and information about certain areas of diving.  Truly it is a pyramid scheme to pay more $$$ to a nameless North American scuba diving association, but the fact is the certs mean something when we go other places and dive with unfamiliar shops.

We did have the opportunity to dive with some of our favorite people this last week, and even had a chance encounter with a huge pod of dolphins.

It is absolutely surreal to be immersed in the deep blue water with a pod of dolphins chattering and squeaking around you.  They frolick and play all around you.  They obviously are bonded to one another, it is mating season, but play is still paramount on their minds.  Maybe we aren’t the more highly evolved of the mammals, because dolphins and porpoises seem so content to swim and jump in the bow wave of a boat, or twist and dive around you as you swim among them. Mankind seems so bent on destruction and misery that maybe the more evolved life form doesn’t walk on two legs.

We ran into the pod on two different days this week.  It was probably the moment that I realized that all the planning, stress, and working from a third-world country internet connection was worth it.  The peace and serenity of seeing and experiencing something so foreign to the desert of Nevada was simply amazing.

Anyways, two of our new friends leave today for a trip to Belize and then to meet us in BVI.  We will miss them for the next week, but look forward to our next adventure and fun together.  Still a few days of diving for us.  Some loose ends to tie up and packing to do.  Hard to believe that our time in Utila is coming to an end.  We will definitely be back, maybe regularly.

She Said – Operation Wallacea

Sorry I’ve been radio silent.  Roger has been reminding me that I’m due to make a post for days now, and so many things have happened that it has become impossible to put them all in one place.  We have swum with dolphins, conquered the famous Guiffity challenge, and almost completed our DMT course.  Our time in Utila is almost over. When we first got here, I was worried that it would be an awful mistake.  We have been here for nearly six weeks; none of the dirt, giant spiders, open gutters, or trash has gone away, but the absolutely incredible people have changed the whole picture.

Roger mentioned that we had almost 60 Canadian students between the ages of 15 and 17 diving with us last week. The staff at the dive shop had the logistical challenges you can imagine coordinating training dives, rental equipment, and environmental lectures.  For those of you who have also worked in theater, imagine hell week, but the cast is all participating in an activity that could kill them if they screw it up and they’ve never rehearsed.  Roger had a student who would spit out his regulator (the part of SCUBA equipment with which a diver breathes) every time he panicked, and it appeared he panicked when he put his face in the water (an essential aspect of diving).  I had a student who bolted to the surface because he felt a little pressure in his ears, saying he thought the instructor had told him to perform a CESA – a technique used to surface only in the extremely unlikely event that you run out of air and are not close enough to your buddy to use their back-up.  It was a comedy of errors, to be sure.

Despite the hilarious calamities, it was amazing introducing people to the underwater world that I love.  I think that’s one of the principles on which Operation Wallacea – the program that brought the kids to Utila – operates.  They pair graduate students conducting marine research with high school kids interested in science; the graduate students get research funding and provide educational lectures while the students learn about reef ecosystems while diving on them every day.  Since working with them, I have learned to identify countless forms of coral, scout out bearded fire worms and Pederson cleaner shrimp, and coach a scared diver into the water.  The best thing I learned, however, is what makes me love diving in the first place: it makes me feel like a kid again.  I’m curious about everything that is going on, excited about every creature I find, and thrilled to share each discovery.  I guess I should really take more pictures for all of you.

For now, you’ll have to be satisfied with a photo of this graduating class of divers.  Yes, that’s me in the back trying to avoid being in the picture.

Groups E & F

He said…the hours disappear

For five weeks we have lived monk like. Up at 530, bike riding back and forth to Coral View, yoga, and eating our vegetables. All it took to derail those significant lifestyle changes were 59 teenagers learning scuba diving for a week. More precisely it was the introduction to Utila nightlife by a couple locals as “recovery” from the privilege of teaching students to dive. Long story short, you drink a lot of rum, vodka, Guiffity, Sambuca, or whatever else the attractive young DM/bartenders pour into your glass. Because of the libations, the music and the cocophany of accents, the hours fly by without realization. You can stop by one of the local bars, pulled in by the “Norm” style cheer as you bike by, and before you know it; the sun has set, dinner was ordered and multiple rounds of shots were ingested. You try to keep time by the bartender shifts, the island has fewer clocks than a Vegas casino; but the young pretty blonde bartenders (everyone turns blonde within a few weeks, but the females do attract more customers) all start to look the same. At the end of the day, you start counting backwards from your next dive and make a judgment call weighing safety versus that next really cheap drink. More often than not, the wrong decision is made.

But alas our intrepid hero will prevail. I will extricate myself from the cycle of sunny days diving and starlit nights on dock bars. Ah, hell; maybe tomorrow night. Another round of rumonades (rum & lemonade) has been delivered by the bartender smelling of pot and cocoa butter.

He said…flat tire…of the human kind

Quick update.  I’m out of diving for a couple days for something silly.  Sliced a nickel sized chunk out of the pad of my big toe.  Nothing life threatening, just need to keep it dry for a couple days.  So, I get to sit in the hammock and drink beer while K finishes up with the 59 Canadian student divers.

Bigtoe

 

The upside, visit to the community clinic and prescription antibiotics = $18.00.  Another testimony to the absurd healthcare system we have in America.

He said: Gone almost a month…and some dive video

It is hard to believe that we have been gone from Reno nearly a month.  Come Sunday it will be.  Time has just flown by.  The days seem shorter than at home, despite our normal routine of getting up at 545.  Maybe it is because we are generally in bed by 1030, about the time all the backpacker kids and locals begin to party downtown.  We have tried to make it deep into the night twice, and failed both times.  All the diving, sun, early mornings and 10-15 years of age difference tend to have us yawning and ready for bed, no matter how much rum there is left to drink.  Most of the bars have a nightly drink special.  There are about five really popular spots, including Rehab, one of our personal favorites.  Can you guess why?

Rehab Deck IMG_0741

What’s important to know about each of the bars is that if you don’t like the drink special at one, wander down to the next one.  You are guaranteed to find tequila, rum, vodka drinks for $1, beer for $1, and sometimes mixed shots for $1 at one, if not all the bars on any given night.  Needless to say, $1 drinks + 500 21-25 year-olds + no law enforcement = serious fun and sometimes mayhem.  Alas, no matter how many Scandinavian blondes you pack into a bar in the tropics, I am generally too old (and married) to make it past 1030 PM.

As I noted, time is flying by; this past week in particular.  We both assisted an instructor teaching brand new divers to learn to scuba dive.  Three very fun guys, including the creator of www.wheresgeorge.com, were our students.  It was a shake down for next week, when 59 high school students from New England descend upon our little dive shop and all want to be scuba divers in a week’s time. We have been doing 7am-4pm at the shop for the past week, next week it will be 6am-6pm, diving four times a day, at least.  We dive five days out of seven, generally twice a day, sometimes three times.

But, at the end of each day, my lovely wife detours from our bike ride through downtown (working on some usable video of that trip) to a dock bar called Tranquila.  Personally, one of my favorites, because the rum is always cheap and poured in a very tall bottle glass (they take bottles, cut the tops off them, then roll them around in saltwater and sand for a week to smooth them down).  But we really stop for the sunsets.

Tranquila Sunset 2

Tranquila Sunset

After a drink or two, we meander home on the bikes, make some dinner, get some “real work” done and generally head to bed.

This place is a little hypnotic.  The days pass by quickly, no one really cares what day it is (1/2 the town closes on Saturday, the other half on Sunday), the new faces get off the ferry, folks realize that a break from diving and drinking may be necessary and barter a way off the island to another destination.  It is an interesting and charming place.  Not sold yet on permanent relocation, but definitely a place to think about 6-8 weeks a year to recharge the batteries and feel young again, or old, depending on the night. LOL

But the real reason everyone comes is the diving.  This past week hasn’t been great diving.  The students and class are fine, but the easterly tradewinds have been howling at 15-20 knots all day and night.  It causes the south side of the island to get 3-6 foot waves and churns up the sand and bottom of the sea floor, killing visibility and reducing the amount of marine life activity.  Now, this is all relative, because the water is still 80 degrees, you can generally still see 40-60 feet, and once below 15 feet, the surge/waves are minimal.  But it isn’t the optimal diving that everyone expects.  Spoiled, even in paradise.  Below is a little video of part of a dive from this morning (click on the picture, will open in Youtube).  I promised some fish pictures, still working out the kinks on lighting and filters.  Should be better each time forward.  Enjoy.  We are off to yoga.

Little Bight Dive Pic

She said – Laser Light Show

Our last few days have been a little strange. On Wednesday, we officially started our dive master training.  I’m grateful that we did the parts I was most dreading, swim skills, first.

One set of tasks to become a dive master requires you to be able to demonstrate certain swim skills: a 400 yard timed swim, a 800 yard timed swim with snorkel and fins, and a fifteen minute float\tread water with your hands out of the water for the last two minutes.  I had been worrying about a 400 yard swim for weeks, to the point that I took swim lessons thinking it would help.  It didn’t.  We did the swim in the ocean in front of the dive shop. There was about two feet of chop and a 15 knot wind, but we survived and completed the skill.  Phew. Roger got the highest possible score and I got the second.  Once I got my mask and fins, the 800 yard snorkel was just fun. I won that race.

Then Thursday, we spent three hours in a pool practicing demonstrating skills. This was my first indication that this Scuba thing could be as hard as real work.  It’s cold and tiring and we have to do it again next week.  As Roger said, more yoga.

Yoga Utila is maybe my favorite place on the island so far.  I’ve never had such a challenging and rewarding yoga workout. The classes are run by a wonderful woman from Glasgow (imagine that accent directin your downward dog) that allows you to push or relax as much as sweating through 90 minutes of yoga in 85 degrees allows. After yoga Friday, we headed to a local bar called La Cueva (its cave-like appearance no doubt lends it the name) for pub quiz. We won and made new friends by using our prize money to buy shots for the bar.

Today, I was the dive master in training on two dives for actual paying customers.  Rog is assisting an instructor with a new open water student.  He had four hours in the pool yesterday and got sunburned, but had two great dives today, including seeing three spotted eagle rays.

Spotted-Eagle-Ray

Now, demonstrating just how weird and fantastic Utila is, we are eating dinner in a dive called Skidrow, known for late night drunken debauchery, before heading to the beach for a concert and laser light show.  I’ll try to add video to this post later.  Dive master training might be challenging, but sunshine, saltwater, cheap rum, and laser light shows make every day a good one.

I took video of the laser light show at the beach, but it wasn’t easy to see what was happening.  We then attended the laser light show at the events center, the guys we were instructing were putting it on, so I got some better video there.  It was early in the night, see R’s post about our bedtimes, so there are very few people dancing.  But the lights were cool.  Link to Youtube video here.